Loaded Questions

Last night, my whole family was over at our house. We had burgers on the grill and cupcakes for dessert. After all of that we played the game "Loaded Questions." It's a game where someone asks a question from a card, and everyone writes down their answers to be read aloud by another player. The person asking the question then has to try and match answers with people. SUCH a fun game. I would recommend it to a friend :) Here are some of my favorite questions/responses...

What is an inappropriate name for a children's book?

• Hey...you look like a couple of late-nighters
• The erotic adventures of Huckleberry Hound
• Chippy the Meth-head Chipmunk
• Hiding the Bodies: When McGruff goes Rabid
• Little Randy Riding Hood
• You suck and you have bad body odor
• Wankas Gone Wild

What makes you uncomfortable?

• Hearing someone fart
• Sand in my crack
• Those stupid ergonomic chairs
• Pimples on me bum
• Answering this question
• Small shoes
• Unsafe things
• "I've cut plenty of hair." "But, I have a cavity!"

What is the most exciting thing you can imagine happening in your life?

• Outdoor expedition all over the world
• NC State Football National Champions
• Having children
• Ride a tiger into a battle while on fire
• A balloon trip to every country
• Win $10 million
• Chew gum

If you owned a funeral home, what would your slogan be?

• Siyanara
• You Plug 'em, We'll Plant 'em
• Ask about our discount fertilizer...for your floral decorations..."
• You Kill 'em, We'll grill 'em!
• We send 'em smilin'!
• We'll help you bury the evidence
• Times are tough...Die.